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  • blue-eyed-hanji:

    nado-the-knight-of-the-wind:

    mark-pellegrino-is-my-king:

    cute-little-princess:

    ronweasley:

    twinamericas:

    221cbakerstreet:

    aphotovici:

    lil-banshee:

    gaylienz:

    eviljohnlock-shipper:

    seaghdhasuil:

    image

    No, it’s fine. I didn’t need my heart.

    Are we crying about a doodle of dinosaurs?

    Yes

    Welcome to Tumblr

    Oh god it hurts why would you ever

    The meteor was coming.

    Oh, God, it was coming and she didn’t know what to do. Her son, her beautiful little son, pressed close to her side, craning his neck to look up at his Mother.

    “Mummy, why is everyone moving? There’s plenty of food here.” He asked in his sweet, innocent voice.

    “Because, my sweet, sometimes it is best that we move on. It is our way.” She replied, forcing the words past the lump in her throat.

    “Oh,” Her son said, turning his gaze to the fiery rock in the sky that would spell their deaths out for them, “the old Triceratops told me it was cuzza that rock. He said the rock could hurt us real bad.” He continued, not understanding what he meant by those words in his innocence.

    “Triceratops is being silly, he just wanted to tease you one more time before he left.” She lied, choking on her tears. Oh, God, he son, her lovely son, was going to die not understanding.

    “Oh.”

    She turned her face to the meteor- it was close now. It wouldn’t be long. Swinging her head around, she dropped her face to her sons and nuzzled him one last time. “Let’s play a game, yes? And then we’ll go join the others.” She suggested.

    “Okay! What game shall we play, Mummy?”

    “Let’s play pretend. We will imagine the sort of place we would like to move to, and when we open our eyes, that’s where we shall be.” 

    “How do we play?”

    One last look at the meteor- it was almost time.

    “Close your eyes and imagine the place, and count to thirty out loud. Just like when we play Hide-and-Seek.” She curled herself around her son, both of them now laid on the beach.

    “Ok, Mummy. 1, 2, 3, 4…”

    She watched the meteor approach with sad eyes, and just before it hit land she turned her head, laying it and her neck over her son and bracing herself.

    Her son had not yet said 30, but it was over.

    what the fuck is wrong with you

    WOW HOLY FUCK THANKS FOR SHITTING ALL OVER MY HEART

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    SOBBING

    Wow what the fuck. I didn’t need this.

    that was fifty shades of fucked up

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  • d-o-r-ia-n:

    little-crazy-misha-minion:

    thereaintnorestforthefandoms:

    queen-of-the-rising-demons:

    The Four Founders of Hogwarts.

    This fucked me up for a good 5 minutes.

    oh

    Oh God…

    OHH

    (Source: georgies-closet, via pewdiliatheduck)

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  • notchicken:

    punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so

    (Source: ryanhigainspired, via thisisntpornblog)

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  • draelogor:

    fuckingconversations:

    teamfreekickass:

    spiffypop:

    housetohalf:

    mysnarkasm:

    When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

    She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

    Girl is 50 years old.

    FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

    fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

    You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

    Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

    This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

    Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

    with all the force of a great typhoon

    With all the strength of a raging fire

    (Source: bucky-thevampireslayer, via obsessedretardlulz)

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  • eccentric-disney:

    wait a minute this isn’t my homework

    this is tumblr

    how did this happen

    (via obsessedretardlulz)

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  • ask-demon-connie-springles:

    theinvisiblejeevas:

    raviolithief:

    Levi Heichou had a squad, E-I-E-I-O

    And then the fem titan came along E-I-E-I-O

    With a squish squish here and a squish squish there

    Here a squish, there a squish, everywhere a squish squish

    Levi Heichou had a squad, E-I-E-I-O

    E-I-E-I-NO

    E-I-E-I OH MY GOD! Why would you say that?!

    (Source: corbroattano, via kyojinouji)

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  • pinkifingers:

    john-egberts-floating-arms:

    rick-sanchez:

    camiekahle:

    THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

    I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

    DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

    I’m fucking dying

    That last fatal scream tho

    (Source: mycroftly, via kyojinouji)

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